DirtDiggler69 Posted November 6, 2012 Report Share Posted November 6, 2012 This is good shit , lol I can't believe this one yet but it doesn't surprise me one bit. I come home and on the table is a brand new 32 gb iPad charging up! Holy dogshit that's awesome right! Ok right away I get the " it's mine it's not yours attitude " and we haven't been getting along at all lately , correction she's been a frigid snappy bitch and I've been the same guy for the last 38 years of my life. I asked a couple questions like " whoah sweet I see it says 4g , is it enabled? " " I don't know I just got it " ok so I click on the browser and yep " no plan has been selected " so I say oh there's no data for it yet , we need to add it to our existing service . " no they said it was ready to go " " But there's no service for it , we have to add it to our plan , or maybe do a Virgin mobile hot spot for the house ( she canceled the cable/Internet because she never could find anything to watch on tv and said it cost too much . And of course the pay as you go unlimited data plan for 35.00 to her is a lie but she can't explain how it's a lie . OMG I can't believe I still put up with this stupid shit after all these years , she bought the thing off QVC and she swears up and down " They said all I had to do was charge it and it was ready to go " lol she says " it already has wifi , It should just connect right up , there's something wrong with it , I'm gonna take it to apple to have them investigate it ". I was almost pissing my pants but kept my composure about it , because the last thing I need is another bitch session after a long day , but Jesus LOL I just don't get how smart she can be with some things and just not " get " it with others! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulvafan537240 Posted November 6, 2012 Report Share Posted November 6, 2012 I wouldn't/couldn't put up with somebody like that. You need to be a man and put her in her place IMO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trickedcarbine Posted November 6, 2012 Report Share Posted November 6, 2012 Hey honey....... Here's a good ol fashioned SMACK! Now do you feel like a FUCK TARD? Btw, don't get upset when the fellas tear your wife apart. You did post this so be prepared! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtDiggler69 Posted November 6, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2012 Hey honey....... Here's a good ol fashioned SMACK! Now do you feel like a FUCK TARD? Btw, don't get upset when the fellas tear your wife apart. You did post this so be prepared! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtDiggler69 Posted November 6, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2012 Hey honey....... Here's a good ol fashioned SMACK! Now do you feel like a FUCK TARD? Btw, don't get upset when the fellas tear your wife apart. You did post this so be prepared! Lol yah I'm used to her antics , doesn't phase me much anymore . I'm sure this will get me/her a good ripping here for sure! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locogato11283 Posted November 6, 2012 Report Share Posted November 6, 2012 Words cannot describe how pathetic you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtDiggler69 Posted November 6, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 6, 2012 Yeah loco , go straight for the throat!!!!!! The new site layout sucks goat balls BTW!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locogato11283 Posted November 6, 2012 Report Share Posted November 6, 2012 Your wife needs to limit your Internet time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted November 6, 2012 Report Share Posted November 6, 2012 Tell her to go make u a sammich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2strokes4u Posted November 6, 2012 Report Share Posted November 6, 2012 Get that shit straight before you snap and do something that you will regret. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheerider1026 Posted November 6, 2012 Report Share Posted November 6, 2012 Whats with these pussy whipped motherfuckers these days??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locogato11283 Posted November 6, 2012 Report Share Posted November 6, 2012 Whats with these pussy whipped motherfuckers these days??? Non-self respecting dudes who probably have low self confidence and worth. What's worse is they talk about it like they're proud. They need to give their bitches a reality check. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ginger Posted November 6, 2012 Report Share Posted November 6, 2012 dude fuck that, i would file the papers right away, not going to put up with shit like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glenyboy Posted November 6, 2012 Report Share Posted November 6, 2012 Get her iPad and go onto the app store, there's a bunch of sandwich apps. Download all of them, when she next uses it she'll question your actions. You then should reply ' use your initiative, since you don't know how to make a sandwich I downloaded some apps to help you along! Now get' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4strokekilla1987 Posted November 6, 2012 Report Share Posted November 6, 2012 i could care less if my lady buys herself a ipad or what ever the fuck she wants BUT NOBODY AND I MEAN NOBODY WILL FUCK WITH MY CABLE OR INTERNET Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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