WINDYCITYJOHN400 Posted February 22, 2013 Report Share Posted February 22, 2013 1. You have watched broke back Mountain 2. You cried while watching broke back mountain 3. Your favorite song is gangnam style 4. You can only jerk off infront of a mirror 5. Your idea of a pet is a pocket sized dog 6. Your a guy with a tramp stamp 7. Your banshee is pink and your proud of it 8. You eat grilled cheese. 9. You think about your dad during sex 10. Im pretty sure your gay if you read all this Or if you list ALL of the reasons your latest girl dumped you on a public forum. ^^^^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulvafan537240 Posted February 23, 2013 Report Share Posted February 23, 2013 1. You have watched broke back Mountain 2. You cried while watching broke back mountain 3. Your favorite song is gangnam style 4. You can only jerk off infront of a mirror 5. Your idea of a pet is a pocket sized dog 6. Your a guy with a tramp stamp 7. Your banshee is pink and your proud of it 8. You eat grilled cheese. 9. You think about your dad during sex 10. Im pretty sure your gay if you read all this You don't know the difference between your and you're Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trickedcarbine Posted February 26, 2013 Report Share Posted February 26, 2013 You have a self shot pic as your avatar..... Hmmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey Posted May 17, 2013 Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 Because men put cocks in your butt......That's how I know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grey Posted May 17, 2013 Report Share Posted May 17, 2013 Or you posted your pic in the jacked and tan thread, dead giveaway 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidewayz Posted May 18, 2013 Report Share Posted May 18, 2013 ^^^^^^^^^^^^ Now that's gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guns4children Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 You're a machinist from Canada Sent from my BIG BLACK COCK using Tapatalk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locogato11283 Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 You're a machinist Sent from my BIG BLACK COCK using Tapatalk. Agreed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClaudeMachining Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 You need a gun to protect yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rubberneck Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 Or you are a fruitcake who is scared of a gun 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n2otoofast4u Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 Or you are a fruitcake who is scared of a gunHe's from Canada. He's scared of everything except Eskimo women! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYUK Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 you collect and play with lil tops 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClaudeMachining Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 He's from Canada. He's scared of everything except Eskimo women!Eskimo women are hot and can chew you a pair of snowshoes in no time! sent from my phone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjdgriff Posted February 17, 2017 Report Share Posted February 17, 2017 Sure, if you like wind beaten faces, body hair, 1 tooth, and huge nipples. don't forget crossed eyes and meat curtains Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Mike NY Posted February 27, 2017 Report Share Posted February 27, 2017 Your jeans zipper zipper up from the back, With built in knee pads. Ohhh also, you run pump gas in your banshees lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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