DirtDiggler69 Posted June 5, 2012 Report Share Posted June 5, 2012 So last minute sunday my wife says " I need to borrow your truck tomorrow " , ok not a huge deal but I'm curious as to why because she has her own car that works just damn fine..... " Field trip for our daughters class , gotta carry buckets n shit to the beach for a bbq and day of fun . Ok once again NO BIG FUCKING DEAL , So then 5 minutes later I get called out to work a gas leak/transformer station explosion and I'm out till 3:30 am , Mind you that was at 1:15 PM when I got called . I get home at 3:30 AM and my truck still has donation and dump stuff in the back of it , SO I fucking un-load it all into my garage and get the truck spiffed up so she can use it NO BIG FUCKING DEAL , I take care of my shit , I'm kind of particular about it but I can be flexible . So , I went to bed at 4am , up at 6:30 to be back at work by 8:00 and My day was a draggin muther fucker but I dealt with it and that was cool . I get home , truck is in the driveway , there is more sand in the bed than whats on Banshee hill and I look in the cab and theres her crap piled on my sub box LAYING ON MY FUCKING PYLES!!!!!!!!!!!! ok I don't freak out much , I go in the house , take a long hot shower and I'm just lookin forward to going to bed . OK little bit about my truck , I've done all the work , lift , stereo , bed liner yadda yadda yadda , paid for everything IN CASH so I don't pay interest on credit cards for my Sand Toy Hauler . So the kid has baseball practice and I'm not going cause I wanna eat and get some sleep , and then my kid says the following words " Ms. Shippe ( her butch skeleton bull dyke P.E. Teacher ) drove your truck today " MY FUCKING TRUCK!!!!!!!!!! I looked at my wife who LOL yup looked BUSTED , I said oh Ms. Shippe RODE in my truck? " No She Drove " so I say " Why did you let a near complete stranger , and someone I don't fucking like anways drive MY TRUCK!!!!!" " She's a great driver and she knew where we were supposed to go " " ummmm I have a FUCKING TOM TOM ON MY DASH!!!!!!" " Couldn't she have just TOLD you where to go? " so WTF , she asked me to borrow my truck , I DONT DRIVE HER CAR EXCEPT ON A RARE OCCASION and I sure as hell wouldn't let someone else drive her car without clearing it with her first and the answer would be FUCK NO ANYWAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!! So from now on the answer is FUCK NO , If she had called me during the day and said would it be ok if she drove because she knows the route best , I would have said no , just follow her or punch the address into the GPS I JUST GOT THATS HOOKED UP AND GTG and that would work out just fine . WTF , I don't think I'm out of line here , I pay all the bills , and I maintain the house and the cars and can't even get a piece of hand these days , so I think I have the right to be bent the fuck out of shape ....... Just to clear things up before it gets muddy , I didn't cuss at all in front of my child , or even raise my voice . The wife got the point all the same ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infamous039 Posted June 5, 2012 Report Share Posted June 5, 2012 Damn man that sucks cause something could of happen to your truck and then what. Sometimes you gotta just shake your head and keep it moving to reduce the chance of an argument, we men always lose in the end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locogato11283 Posted June 5, 2012 Report Share Posted June 5, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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2strokes4u Posted June 5, 2012 Report Share Posted June 5, 2012 Women dont think about the obvious things not to do. Seems like they look for shit to make us men mad. Hell, i get pissed off every other day. Been together 5 yrs and she still don't know what ticks me off. Maybe she knows but just dont give a fuck. Good luck man. I feel you on the "cant get a piece of hand" lol..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RadarRacing Posted June 5, 2012 Report Share Posted June 5, 2012 I can only imagine that men had ot much easier in life back 100 years ago when you could threaten the hell out of em and back it up when needed and I bet it wouldnt ever be needed cuz theyd shut the hell up when told to. Lol. Dude that story is dam funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrmarquez.702 Posted June 5, 2012 Report Share Posted June 5, 2012 I feel ya, I just take my "prescription drugs", and don't think about it..... Lol..... My wife has backed up into a pole, and a parked car with my truck.... I love driving her little fuel efficient car thou..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theshee Posted June 5, 2012 Report Share Posted June 5, 2012 Longest internet rant I've ever read. I woulda been pissed too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locogato11283 Posted June 5, 2012 Report Share Posted June 5, 2012 Longest internet rant I've ever read. I woulda been pissed too. You've never seen windycityjohn post?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lms1977 Posted June 5, 2012 Report Share Posted June 5, 2012 i cant see getting all bent about someone driving my truck??? but I would be pissed about the sand thou.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theshee Posted June 5, 2012 Report Share Posted June 5, 2012 Never seen it Tyler. Link it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locogato11283 Posted June 5, 2012 Report Share Posted June 5, 2012 i cant see getting all bent about someone driving my truck??? but I would be pissed about the sand thou.. What if they wrecked it and didn't have the money to fix it? Still ok? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtDiggler69 Posted June 5, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2012 What if they wrecked it and didn't have the money to fix it? Still ok? Fuck an A , thank you !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrmarquez.702 Posted June 5, 2012 Report Share Posted June 5, 2012 Full coverage? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zach45 Posted June 5, 2012 Report Share Posted June 5, 2012 Sounds like you and your wife have a great marriage Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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