Queen of SPADES

[Coupelx]

Queen of SPADES

 

At one time, I accidentally locked myself in my bedroom for about ten months with quite a few miscellaneous quad parts. While trying to build a complete machine this beautiful woman wearing a long black trench coat, black high heels with the little white ruffle socks suddenly opens my bedroom door. She approaches the edge of the bed as I held a twist throttle in one hand and a kick-starter in the other. Looking at her with a dumb founded and stunned look on face she asks, "How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?"

 

"Ten months!" I say. She rests her leg up on the bed and slowly unzips a pocket located on her right thigh

and pulls out a fresh pack of cigarettes. I carefully take one, light it, take a long drag and

say, "Oh my, that's good!" Then the woman asks, "How long has it been since you've

had a drink?"

 

Trembling, I say, "Ten long months!"

The woman unzips her pocket on her left thigh, pulls out a

flask and hands it to me.

 

After taking a long swig I say, "Oh man, that's sweet!"

 

The woman then starts to slowly unbutton the front of her trench coat, looking seductively and asks, "And how long has it been since you've played around?"

 

Dropping the cigarette and flask with tears in my eyes, I reply, "Oh my, don't tell me you've got quad in there?

[JustPlainJane]

Bahahahahahaha

[ALMOSTINFAMOUS1]

you ever seen the queen in alice in wonderland i would want the quad too

[BUILDER]

That is a pretty good one