10milmike Posted September 5, 2011 Report Share Posted September 5, 2011 Wish I could Merry my Shee, It does what I want. And she does not talk back to me. I love my Shee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.J. Posted September 5, 2011 Report Share Posted September 5, 2011 merry, marry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10milmike Posted September 5, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2011 Dam phone with auto spell, Marry is right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bansheesrtoys Posted September 5, 2011 Report Share Posted September 5, 2011 don't forget she never says no,and you can ride her for hours at a time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
06specialedition Posted September 5, 2011 Report Share Posted September 5, 2011 Divorce time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dicklez Posted September 6, 2011 Report Share Posted September 6, 2011 I still rather fuck a chick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYUK Posted September 6, 2011 Report Share Posted September 6, 2011 i heard trinity has ceremonies on the 1st and 29th of each month merry Christmas! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WINDYCITYJOHN400 Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 quote name='10milmike' timestamp='1315186735' post='1265773'] Wish I could Merry my Shee, It does what I want. And she does not talk back to me. I love my Shee Well having a Banshee is like having another wife. Think about it.......... Your Banshee - Sits around doing nothing all day while you work to suport it. It never askes YOU to ride it.....the "Riding" is always YOUR idea. If it's feeling up to it.....fine ride it if you want. When your in the mood for a ride, it might change it's mind 1/2 way through the ride and just stop. You might spend hours trying to talk it into starting and it might just sit there doing nothing till you figure out how to make it happy. If you do something wrong it gets all mad and blows a gasket. Your Banshee isn't "not talking back to you"....it's ignoring you because it's mad about something you did or didn't do. Every once and a while.....it leaks internal fluids.......sometimes it's spotty....sometimes it's a gusher. When it does...you can't ride it. When your out for a ride, if it heads a different direction than you want....you can scream "No,No,No" but her mind is made up. You want to drink strong pure alky. But she likes mild mixed drinks ( pump gas at 40:1) Your not happy unless your Banshee is lighter and better looking than your best friends Banshee. If your Banshee isn't very good looking....then it better perform better than eveyone elses machines. (It better like being dirty and ridden hard.) Your never happy with one Banshee...you wish you could have a few. If you have the best looking, greatest dune machine...you still wish you had a killer MX ride...get that too and you start thinking about your first Banshee back in High School. (Remember how often you rode that thing, you rode it hard all the time, 2-3 times a day and it never complained, you didn't care how it looked, you were just happy to be riding anything, and looking forward to trying new moves with it each time.) Your banshee is just like a wife....plan a trip to go ride?...... Who's idea was it to plan a trip? Yours. Who's going to load the rig? You Who's going to do all the driving? You. Who's paying? You. Who's going to fix the broken stuff? You. Wanna get some place? You'll get there at her pace. Think your man enough to drive straight thru?....Nope your going to have to stop often for fuids and fuel. Wanna go with your 4 - stroke friends? She doesn't like your lame 4-poke friends and they don't like her high pitched voice. Remember.....NOTHING hurts more than the day you and your Banshee go seperate ways. There is alot of physical pain. It takes you a long time to pick yourself up off the ground. Your both a wreck from quite some time. But you somehow pick up the pieces and move on. Don't worry, you'll find another Banshee with less problems/issues/damage. Meanwhile, think about the new owner of your last Wife/Banshee. Glad your not him right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
252wheelieking Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 (edited) ^^^^^^^That's the honest 2 GOd Truth^^^^ Edited September 7, 2011 by 252wheelieking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10milmike Posted September 7, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 Ok u made laugh my ass off!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lms1977 Posted September 7, 2011 Report Share Posted September 7, 2011 That was pretty good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10milmike Posted September 9, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2011 i heard trinity has ceremonies on the 1st and 29th of each month merry Christmas! So Funny I forgot the laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYUK Posted September 9, 2011 Report Share Posted September 9, 2011 So Funny I forgot the laugh. u gotta admit it would be very convenient! harry marries u to your bike, jaymes changes or rotates u r tires, kill 2 birds 1 stone the scary mental image is u on u r honeymoon with the bike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10milmike Posted September 9, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2011 u gotta admit it would be very convenient! harry marries u to your bike, jaymes changes or rotates u r tires, kill 2 birds 1 stone the scary mental image is u on u r honeymoon with the bike. Your so fucking funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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