vifferman Posted April 10, 2011 Report Share Posted April 10, 2011 A while back, when I was considerably younger, I picked up a lovely date at her parents' home. I'd scraped together some money to take her to a fancy restaurant. She ordered the most expensive items on the menu. Shrimp cocktail. Lobster Patron. Champagne. I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like that when you eat at home?" "No," she replied. "but my mother's not expecting a blow job tonight." I said "Would you care for dessert?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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NYUK Posted April 10, 2011 Report Share Posted April 10, 2011 hahahahah, good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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