midlifecrisis Posted March 9, 2011 Report Share Posted March 9, 2011 Please move this thread to the correct spot if needed. Something for everyone, my favourite is the very last one, as it hits close to home. *** Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart 70 Fahrenheit (21 C) Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear. People in Canada go swimming in the lake. 50 Fahrenheit (10 C) New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. Canadians plant gardens. 40 Fahrenheit (4.4 C) Californians shiver uncontrollably Canadians sunbathe. 35 Fahrenheit (1.6 C) Italian Cars won't start Canadians drive with the windows down 32 Fahrenheit (0 C) Distilled water freezes Canadian water gets thicker. 20 Fahrenheit (-7 C) Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and woolly hats. People in Canada throw on a flannel shirt. 0 Fahrenheit (-17.9 C) New York City landlords finally turn on the heat. Canadians have the last cookout of the season. -10 Fahrenheit (-23 C) People in Miami all die... Canadians lick the flagpole. -20 Fahrenheit (-29 C) Californians fly away to Mexico. People in Canada get out their winter coats. -40 Fahrenheit (-40 C) Hollywood disintegrates. Canadians rent some videos. -60 Fahrenheit (-51 C) Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic. Canadian Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough. -60 Fahrenheit (-51 C) Mt. St. Helen's freezes. Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door. -100 Fahrenheit (-73 C) Santa Claus abandons the North Pole Canadians pull down their earflaps. -173 Fahrenheit (-114 C) Ethyl alcohol freezes. Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg. -297 Fahrenheit (-183 C) Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products. Cows in Canada complain about farmers with cold hands. -459.4 Fahrenheit (-273 C) Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops. Canadians start saying "cold, eh? " -500 Fahrenheit (-295 C) Hell freezes over. The Leafs win the Cup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
400sbc Posted March 9, 2011 Report Share Posted March 9, 2011 Please move this thread to the correct spot if needed. Something for everyone, my favourite is the very last one, as it hits close to home. *** Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart 70 Fahrenheit (21 C) Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear. People in Canada go swimming in the lake. 50 Fahrenheit (10 C) New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. Canadians plant gardens. 40 Fahrenheit (4.4 C) Californians shiver uncontrollably Canadians sunbathe. 35 Fahrenheit (1.6 C) Italian Cars won't start Canadians drive with the windows down 32 Fahrenheit (0 C) Distilled water freezes Canadian water gets thicker. 20 Fahrenheit (-7 C) Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and woolly hats. People in Canada throw on a flannel shirt. 0 Fahrenheit (-17.9 C) New York City landlords finally turn on the heat. Canadians have the last cookout of the season. -10 Fahrenheit (-23 C) People in Miami all die... Canadians lick the flagpole. -20 Fahrenheit (-29 C) Californians fly away to Mexico. People in Canada get out their winter coats. -40 Fahrenheit (-40 C) Hollywood disintegrates. Canadians rent some videos. -60 Fahrenheit (-51 C) Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic. Canadian Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough. -60 Fahrenheit (-51 C) Mt. St. Helen's freezes. Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door. -100 Fahrenheit (-73 C) Santa Claus abandons the North Pole Canadians pull down their earflaps. -173 Fahrenheit (-114 C) Ethyl alcohol freezes. Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg. -297 Fahrenheit (-183 C) Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products. Cows in Canada complain about farmers with cold hands. -459.4 Fahrenheit (-273 C) Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops. Canadians start saying "cold, eh? " -500 Fahrenheit (-295 C) Hell freezes over. The Leafs win the Cup nicelly said but i think that montreall canadians will definitively win the stanley cup before the leafs!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
06specialedition Posted March 9, 2011 Report Share Posted March 9, 2011 Eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
esterelbanshee Posted March 10, 2011 Report Share Posted March 10, 2011 I hope nobody if offended by this. I once actually managed to convince a girl from Florida that I lived in a high rise igloo. I swear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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