bennieben1 Posted March 2, 2010 Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 he had his bike on jackstands and was letting the bike scream in fifth gear. i dont know if he was inspecting the chain or checking the alignment with the front sprocket. tragedy struck right then and there. we believe that he put his face too close to the rear sprocket and the most horrible thing happened. his yosemite sam mustache was ripped from his face clean off like a woman waxes her vagina. you can imagine, with so many years of a hair covered upper lip, the skin is so white its damn near clear. you could almost see his teeth. without his hairy mustache jeff lost all of his strength just like sampson from the bible. he's in the intensive care unit right now with tubes and needles all over him. last night we had a candle light vigil and it was bigger than selena's. the streets were crowded and the tears were flowing. ................update this morning, jeff woke up alittle bit stronger. it seems that "make a wish foundation" visited him early and gave him good news. this news in turn gave him more energy to keep on living. god bless them, they cant replace his yosemite sam mustache, but they can do even better and grant him his life long dream..... a 1986 burt reynolds mustache. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwistedSheeRida Posted March 2, 2010 Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 Lol thats comical. I love the long elaboration on his condition and stache. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VegasJeff Posted March 2, 2010 Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 ha ha ha Ben seriously lay off the crack! I know it boost your energy and it's a great weight loss supplement,don't hate on the stache. I know there is one person on this site who can understand. Burt help a brother out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peterlocal22 Posted March 2, 2010 Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYUK Posted March 2, 2010 Report Share Posted March 2, 2010 lol yosimite sam mustache. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papa_smurf49319 Posted March 3, 2010 Report Share Posted March 3, 2010 lol for a minute there i thought i was goin to have to call ya jeff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
over719 Posted March 3, 2010 Report Share Posted March 3, 2010 heyyyy this is Ronald from US i m just new here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
So Cal Suspension Posted March 5, 2010 Report Share Posted March 5, 2010 heyyyy this is Ronald from US i m just new here Well, hi there Ronald. Odd placement for your first post. Also, I don't believe 1) your name is Ronald, 2) you are from the US. I do however believe that you are new here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locogato11283 Posted March 5, 2010 Report Share Posted March 5, 2010 the mental image of someone putting their mustache close enough to the sprocket to get caught up in it is both funny and painful at the same time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FatboysRacing Posted March 5, 2010 Report Share Posted March 5, 2010 What a shame! We mourn the loss of his mustache- this post should be placed in the "Hall of Fame of Best Post" Nice story u've concocted Ben Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dajogejr Posted March 5, 2010 Report Share Posted March 5, 2010 FRAGNABBIT!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DallasGDub Posted March 5, 2010 Report Share Posted March 5, 2010 FRAGNABBIT!!!! Oh thats classic!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vulvafan537240 Posted March 6, 2010 Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennieben1 Posted March 8, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2010 hahahahahahaha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VegasJeff Posted March 8, 2010 Report Share Posted March 8, 2010 my mustache is fine and well,you guys are killing me!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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