dajogejr Posted October 23, 2009 Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 Uninstall your Antivirus program, turn off any firewalls. Surf porn for 3-4 hours and click ok or yes on every popup that comes up. That should F your PC up to where they'll give up cleaning all the crap off it. Make your wallpaper a FAT chick with flabby titties, that'll give the repair guys something to laugh at. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAVAGE420 Posted October 23, 2009 Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 Uninstall your Antivirus program, turn off any firewalls. Surf porn for 3-4 hours and click ok or yes on every popup that comes up. That should F your PC up to where they'll give up cleaning all the crap off it. Make your wallpaper a FAT chick with flabby titties, that'll give the repair guys something to laugh at. Elkashee forget anything we all said before this post dave did..effin rights yeah thats the way right there and you will have fun doing it Thats some funny shit right there man and will work no doubt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dajogejr Posted October 23, 2009 Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 It's only funny because I do computers and networks for a living. When somebody screws a computer up, they get a porn pop up, etc, it's always "somebody else was screwing around on my computer"... Mmmm...ok. No one looks at porn, but it's a billion dollar industry because of "the other guy/gal" who used the computer. I just play dumb, take their money...and wait for them to do it again. I tell everyone the same thing. Look, I can put a big nice steel door with a bunch of pad locks on it at the front of your house. It'll keep people out. But...if you're the dumbass who leaves the front door wide open and unlocked in a bad neighborhood...don't cry to me when you get fucked up. Pay me....see ya next time around... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ELKARACING_SHEE Posted October 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 i found an LAS VEGAS magnet that you put on your fridge, The magnet is not an cheap magnet is is very strong and holds alot of things in place, would that work?? cause the magnet its self is pretty big Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dajogejr Posted October 23, 2009 Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 One way to find out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ELKARACING_SHEE Posted October 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2009 One way to find out. thanks man, i will do that, i got one very important question, if i take it apart and put the magnet on the hard drive can a techinician know that i put a magnet on the hard drive, or what?? its important cause if best buy find out that i put a magnet on the hd then they will cut the warranty off, and i will be left with a broken laptop, thanks in advance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ELKARACING_SHEE Posted October 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 ok guys so i have taken it apart and have located the hard drive, i have done some reasarch and the best wayy to break it is with the magnet, i have also read the fact that the bigger the magnet the better and the more power the more it gets screwed up, i am currently searching through the basement for an old speaker that i know we got, and if i dont find that then my dads buddy is going to bring a bigg ass magnet from his work that is as big as the hard drive and very fucking power full im getting exited although i feel bad for the laptop but its the only chanse i got to get a new one ill update you guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4strokekilla1987 Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 It's only funny because I do computers and networks for a living. When somebody screws a computer up, they get a porn pop up, etc, it's always "somebody else was screwing around on my computer"... Mmmm...ok. No one looks at porn, but it's a billion dollar industry because of "the other guy/gal" who used the computer. I just play dumb, take their money...and wait for them to do it again. I tell everyone the same thing. Look, I can put a big nice steel door with a bunch of pad locks on it at the front of your house. It'll keep people out. But...if you're the dumbass who leaves the front door wide open and unlocked in a bad neighborhood...don't cry to me when you get fucked up. Pay me....see ya next time around... i do the same computer networking and all the goodies not for a living as of yet i graduate in march with my bachelor degree, its funny when you know the person and you confront them about the porn and they sit there saying it wasnt them but you look at there cookies and all it say is assparade.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bansh-eman Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 Disable ALL fans. Then go and download the higest resultion game you can find that will run on your system and turn all the setting sup as far as it will go. Cover the box with a trash bag so no heat escapes and let it fry it's self. It doesn;t matter how good of a tech the kid is... he can't re-install a fryed computer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dajogejr Posted October 24, 2009 Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 Most newer computers will shut themself off if they a. get to a certain temp, or b. detect a failed fan or a fan running below a certain RPM. They actually put a few thoughts into building these things....LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ELKARACING_SHEE Posted October 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2009 Most newer computers will shut themself off if they a. get to a certain temp, or b. detect a failed fan or a fan running below a certain RPM. They actually put a few thoughts into building these things....LOL. had that one happen too, it was hotter than my moms oven , but yeah had that one happen and it wouldnt turn on for a "while" 20min till it cooled down and then it was running back up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bansh-eman Posted October 25, 2009 Report Share Posted October 25, 2009 I know mine doesn't. Learned that from experiance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ELKARACING_SHEE Posted October 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 26, 2009 laptop going down today in about 8hr's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ELKARACING_SHEE Posted October 27, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 27, 2009 (edited) laptop is fucked and its down at the moment, it left the world without saying at least a thank you or good bye, it just went, , R.I.P hp pavillion 9000 Edited October 27, 2009 by ELKARACING_SHEE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mjv420 Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 Its about god damn time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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