bbcmudtruck Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck? Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Colt Model-1911 45 cal. automatic pistol, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN: DEMOCRAT'S ANSWER: Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus. REPUBLICAN'S ANSWER: BANG! REDNECK'S ANSWER: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click...... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?! Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?! Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
250Rho Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 im half republican and half redneck :biggrin: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C&B Posted April 6, 2009 Report Share Posted April 6, 2009 LMAO! Im redneck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tithead Posted April 7, 2009 Report Share Posted April 7, 2009 :yelrotflmao: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baudy Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 I am 100% redneck... Only my wife would want to shoot the next one... :biggrin: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeNick Posted April 8, 2009 Report Share Posted April 8, 2009 100% Redneck...haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matt350 Posted April 12, 2009 Report Share Posted April 12, 2009 im 100% redneck!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locogato11283 Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 im gangster. id pull out the 9 and sight the laser on his dome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
okbeast Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 im gangster. id pull out the 9 and sight the laser on his dome. Gangster's don't use lasers, gees you of all people I figured would know this. You do get this sight though: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locogato11283 Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 well, my laser is on the side... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbcmudtruck Posted April 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 Hhahah, gangsta laser! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
okbeast Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 meh, you still hold that shit sideways right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locogato11283 Posted April 13, 2009 Report Share Posted April 13, 2009 meh, you still hold that shit sideways right you know it.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animalman294 Posted April 21, 2009 Report Share Posted April 21, 2009 All redneck here man................ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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