KlotzBanshee Posted April 22, 2009 Report Share Posted April 22, 2009 (edited) i have heard that if you wrap some rubber bands or dental floss around the top of your scrotum, really tight and leave it like that for maybe a month or longer, that will remove most traces of illegal substances in your system....... :thumbsup: Yeah, that will help. lol...what a dick...lol Edited April 22, 2009 by AssWhore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NYUK Posted April 27, 2009 Report Share Posted April 27, 2009 i have heard that if you wrap some rubber bands or dental floss around the top of your scrotum, really tight and leave it like that for maybe a month or longer, that will remove most traces of illegal substances in your system....... :thumbsup: it will remove all traces of your nuts too. they will just fall off after a couple days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R. Rollins Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 Alright: I used to be the unit SACO for the Marine Corps Detachment as one on many additional duties that the friggin Co put me on during one tour of duty in El Paso Texas about 7 years ago. The testing is still conducted the very same way. THC can be trace detected up to about 3 months depending on body mass, metabolism etc. Hair test is also great but seldom used. 3 weeks they will definately know if you have used POT. There will still be trace chemicals but it may only tell them that you have used recently but may not be enough to get you kicked out of a govt job or military etc... Getting hired for some security clearance is another story....Your screwed in that instance. Human Resources at most companies use an independent clinic to do that sort of testing and have the results read by doctors to the Human resources department directly. That same doctor will tell you what the results are but the results will have been signed by you in a release form as a prerequisite to being hired at all. (My wife is a Human Resources Director at a major corporation) Any how, all that snake oil , juice, excess water intake, and cranberry does not effect the detection at all. I interviewed craploads of guys we kicked out of the Marines over the years about what all they tried to get over on the testing. The lab technician that tested the samples also had been doing the testing for 20 years when I dropped of the Unit samples. He did tell me that If a person were to get up that morning and almost kill himself with like 10 gallons of water before the piss test and piss at least 6 times before the test then he may have a chance of negating the testing with dilluting teh natural processes in the body. Note: you can kill yourself this way because of the removal of too much salt from your body. Chase with alot of gatorade with this process and who knows. I have never seen anyone beat it in the military.. But ive only witnessed thousands of military being tested and seen the readouts from the lab with the Commanding Officers. I guess this is about as good of reponse on this question as it gets. :ermm: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black sunshine Posted May 7, 2009 Report Share Posted May 7, 2009 I know several people that have failed drug tests for pissing "dilute negative." They don't like it when there is no urine in your urine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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