baudy Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 Why Parents Drink A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.' With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter. Dear Dad: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it' s not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact t hat marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science finds a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren. Love, Your Son John PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you there are worse things in life than the Report Card in my desk drawer. I love you. Call me when it's safe to come home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mjv420 Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 :laugh: thats pretty good baudy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badbrad Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 god i hope mine have a sense of humor and the knowing of right and wrong when they are that age... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2001Stroker Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Now, that was good. I'll beat my kids ass if he pulls that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vegas banshee Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Hahaha I'm gunna give that one a shot next time reportcards come out haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bansh-eman Posted March 8, 2009 Report Share Posted March 8, 2009 haha that was great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animalman294 Posted March 9, 2009 Report Share Posted March 9, 2009 Niiiiiiiiccce..... that was some funny shit right there...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locogato11283 Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 no 15 year old is smart enough to write that, but it is funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaosBanshee44 Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 hahaha good ole' report card days. Damn that was a long time ago. that was funny though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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