dragbanshee Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 WHO IS JACK SCHITT? For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt'! Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, th e fertilizer magnate, who married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the NE wspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt. Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt', you can correct them. Sincerely, Crock O. Schitt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huskyohilux Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 That's some funny schitt right there :biggrin: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yambanshee Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 some good shitt there :biggrin: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mjv420 Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 Ha, that would be great to have that memorized and actually tell that to someone when they say you dont know jack shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragbanshee Posted March 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 Ha, that would be great to have that memorized and actually tell that to someone when they say you dont know jack shit. Remember what?? Yeah it would! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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