KaosBanshee44 Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 1. *Cheese* The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese fat. 2. *Mushroom* When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom. 3. *Shoulder* My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder. 4. * Texas * My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at! 5. *Herpes* Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece and she got herpes. 6. *July* Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer! 7. *Rectum* I had 2 cars but my wife rectum! 8. *Chicken* I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself. 9.. * Wheelchair* We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry wheelchair 10. *Chicken* *wing* My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing. 11. *Harassment* My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey harassment nothing to me.. 12. *Bishop* My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop. 13. *Body wash* I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids. 14. *Budweiser* That women over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly? Number 12 is the best one! hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkeypuncher Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 aahahaha, thats soo damn funny!! that fact that i have bean family makes it that much funnier!!. :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: :yelrotflmao: . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shee4speed Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 wheelchair is good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locogato11283 Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 funny stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caddyman Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 Holy Chit Mang......lol My 14 year old daughter's "new" boyfreing is mexican. I;m going to read all these to her............... She is going to be pissssed mang! omfg..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkeypuncher Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 Holy Chit Mang......lolMy 14 year old daughter's "new" boyfreing is mexican. I;m going to read all these to her............... She is going to be pissssed mang! omfg..... FYI its mayne. :thumbsup: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shee4speed Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 FYI its mayne. :thumbsup: its mang! :biggrin: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locogato11283 Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 i hope rico doesnt see this!!! :laugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donkeypuncher Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 its mang! :biggrin: haha. yo, if you go around pronouncing it "mang" people are gonna think your callin them a chinese name or some shit. take it from a latino, its mayne. here you go...vvvvv http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mayne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandman81 Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 its mang! :biggrin: you guys are funny. but donkey is right. take it from another latino its mayne. :biggrin: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BansheeRider87 Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 aorta --- They aorta cut the grass by the ball field so the kids don't get hurt! Mayonnaise--- Mayonnaise a lot off people here tonight. Wouldadidcha--- You didnt happen to bring your truck wouldadidcha? Yours truly, Jeff Foxworthy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shee4speed Posted March 1, 2009 Report Share Posted March 1, 2009 mayne,ming,mang,its all the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animalman294 Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 Foxworthy and the rest of the blue collar gang are the best......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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