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Teaching White people to speak Spanish.


DopeyTripod

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BODYWASH: I can't go to tha cantina tonite cuz no BODYWASH my kids.

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> SHOULDER : My tia wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to

read so I SHOULDER.

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> COCKATOO: My friend was in the bathroom and I told him to hurry because I

> had to go COCKATOO!

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> SODAS: My vieja has angry issues and SODAS her sister.

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> JUICY: Hey vato, I will roll the joint, and ju tell me if JUICY the

cops!!!

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> JUAREZ: My viejita slapped me and I said JUAREZ your problem!

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> TISSUE: Hey vato if you don't know how to do it, let me TISSUE how!

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> HEATER: My lil sister started to choke...Perro my mom told me to HEATER in

> the back!

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> BRIEF: Hey homes, my lady farted in the car and I couldn't BRIEF!

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> JULY : Ju tol me ju were going to tha store and JULY to me! Julyer!!!

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> MUSHROOM : When my familia gets in the car......There's not MUSHROOM

left!

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> CHEESE : I went to dis bar and some vato try to hit up on my vieja. I said

> ay vato CHEESE with me!!

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> TEXAS : My friends always TEXAS me with dumb jokes.

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> WATER : My vieja gets mad and I don't even know WATER problem is!

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> HERPES : Me & my ruca order some pizza, I got my piece & she got

HERPES.

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> HIGHWAY : I turned around in bed, looked at my wife and said HIGHWAY! Put

> some make-up on cabrona. You scared me!

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> CHEER : I turned forty las CHEER!

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> HORCHATA : You can keep talking your crap, HORCHATA hell up!

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> FRITO :After arguing with the pinche policia he told me I was FRITO go!

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