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On Friday, November 22 1963, it is a proven fact that John F. Kennedy was not assasinated. In fact, as three speeding bullets came flying towards JFK's head. Chuck Norris appeared and stopped the bullets with his beard in the blink of an eye. John F. Kennedy's head exploded in shear amazement.

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some guys have a superman tattoo ....... but superman has a chuck norris tattoo

 

 

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter, he round house kicks a cow and butter comes out.

 

 

Once again the HQ is in trouble, chuck norris knows :ninja:

 

I literally almost pissed in my pants...hahahaha

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chuck norris is so fast he can round house kick himself in the back of the head.

 

alla can no longer promise muslins 77 virgins to people when they die. he can onlly offer 77 women that have slept with chuck norris

 

i will post more later lol

it's actually 72 virgins.... :geek:

 

carryon :banana::bunny::starwars:

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