mason07shee Posted January 3, 2009 Report Share Posted January 3, 2009 some guys have a superman tattoo ....... but superman has a chuck norris tattoo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docjcwatson Posted January 3, 2009 Report Share Posted January 3, 2009 On Friday, November 22 1963, it is a proven fact that John F. Kennedy was not assasinated. In fact, as three speeding bullets came flying towards JFK's head. Chuck Norris appeared and stopped the bullets with his beard in the blink of an eye. John F. Kennedy's head exploded in shear amazement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moneybags Posted January 3, 2009 Report Share Posted January 3, 2009 I dont think Chuck Norris would approve of this post... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mjv420 Posted January 4, 2009 Report Share Posted January 4, 2009 Chuck Norris doesnt have any hair on his balls, because hair does not grow on steel. Lol I remeber seeing that quote somewhere.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Sanchez Posted January 4, 2009 Report Share Posted January 4, 2009 chuck norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flint Posted January 7, 2009 Report Share Posted January 7, 2009 chuck norris is so fast he can round house kick himself in the back of the head. alla can no longer promise muslins 77 virgins to people when they die. he can onlly offer 77 women that have slept with chuck norris i will post more later lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo_69 Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter, he round house kicks a cow and butter comes out. Once again the HQ is in trouble, chuck norris knows :ninja: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaosBanshee44 Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 some guys have a superman tattoo ....... but superman has a chuck norris tattoo Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter, he round house kicks a cow and butter comes out. Once again the HQ is in trouble, chuck norris knows :ninja: I literally almost pissed in my pants...hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bansh-eman Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 chuck norris is so fast he can round house kick himself in the back of the head. alla can no longer promise muslins 77 virgins to people when they die. he can onlly offer 77 women that have slept with chuck norris i will post more later lol it's actually 72 virgins.... :geek: carryon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaosBanshee44 Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPEN Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 Chuck Norris doesn't use condoms.. Because there is no protection from Chuck Norris.. RIPPEN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hilarious Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 chuck norris can believe it's not butter. and he can lead a horse to water and make it drink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hilarious Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 one more.... chuck norris is what willis was talking about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPPEN Posted January 21, 2009 Report Share Posted January 21, 2009 one more.... chuck norris is what willis was talking about. Haha, nice! RIPPEN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motavated Posted January 21, 2009 Report Share Posted January 21, 2009 according to einstein's theory of relativity chuck norris can round house kick u yesterday google chuck norris gets his ask kick u will return no results Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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