ban99 Posted September 20, 2008 Report Share Posted September 20, 2008 9 WORDS WOMEN USE (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means at least a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3)Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (4)Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a nonverbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever'). (8)Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F* YOU! (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locogato11283 Posted September 20, 2008 Report Share Posted September 20, 2008 as far as im concerned bitches should only speak when a man is addressing them. i love making mouthy know it all stuck up bitches look stupid when they deserve it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Jackson Posted September 20, 2008 Report Share Posted September 20, 2008 i love making mouthy know it all stuck up bitches look stupid when they deserve it. thats one thing i can agree with you on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locogato11283 Posted September 20, 2008 Report Share Posted September 20, 2008 thats one thing i can agree with you on! you agree with everything i say.. you just like to be difficult! :: :biggrin: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
278 Posted September 20, 2008 Report Share Posted September 20, 2008 Its true though like i showed my girl that shit and she was like now you understand me, you should listen to it. I was like dont talk to me like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animalman294 Posted September 21, 2008 Report Share Posted September 21, 2008 Well thanks now. ya finally post this................... well I guess it could help me............Ooooooo next time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wildcard2 Posted September 21, 2008 Report Share Posted September 21, 2008 Thats funny. Just dont tell the hubby I said so haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
locogato11283 Posted September 21, 2008 Report Share Posted September 21, 2008 Thats funny. Just dont tell the hubby I said so haha the hubby? are you a chick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gumby6t9 Posted September 21, 2008 Report Share Posted September 21, 2008 the hubby? are you a chick? No, it's a gay dude. Hubby is the "receiver"... j/k (i hope) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stnditup2 Posted October 1, 2008 Report Share Posted October 1, 2008 when it gets down to those 9 Words i just tell her to shut up that i dont want to hear it. Then all 9 words come out of her mouth all at once then im like HUH did you say something. lol dont try that it just pisses them off more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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