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Brooke

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  1. haha lucky you if 11am comes around i think to myself, shit. but not until then. i do try to go to bed by 6am though usually.
  2. MTV makes me feel old but for the reccord, they do play videos....from about 4am til around 9 or 10am
  3. fuck mexico. when the first advice you get about a place is 'dont drink the water' id knock that off my destination list. find some local sluts and party it up. sluts are the same everywhere, why leave the country to find dumb slutty american women when every town has some!?
  4. that joke reminds me of one of my sister's boyfriends she had a few years ago. after the first time she brought him home, my mom kept telling me she swears shes met him before but couldnt put her finger on it til a few weeks later...my mom is an ER nurse, and he had been brought in about a year earlier after he crashed a truck...he was underage, had no liscense and was piss drunk. she was the one who drew his blood for his blood alcohol test.
  5. look at the other shit hes selling. shampoo and conditioner. wtf poor bastard
  6. omg that is fucking priceless reminds me of the Mr. Goodwrench commercial where hes standing outside the truck full of tires and says to the dude "those poor defenseless cows." and dude says "tires are made of rubber" and he says "...those poor defenseless rubber cows"
  7. haha no shit not to mention all the cute fuzzy animals that are run over or caught up in the big equiptment used to gather up all that damned wheat those tree huggers eat.
  8. naa doesnt need to be on a new layer. could be a problem with the resolution of the photo vs the resolution of the document youre working on, though, i doubt it. but really, you dont need to copy/paste. just use the move tool and drag the truck from the photo to the document youre working on. are you resizing the truck once you have it in the document youre working on? that may be it too. if you are resizing it, be sure to hold down the shift key as you drag to resize. that will keep it from distorting by keeping in proportion.
  9. because it selects based on color. try using the magnetic lasso tool and tracing slowly around the truck by hand. if you click and hold the lasso tool, a menu should show up with more tools, one will have the lasso and a magnet.
  10. hey doll, heres a list of fire tutorials http://www.good-tutorials.com/search.php?offset=0&q=fire
  11. oh yea, flames can be tricky. i had never attempted to make realistic flames til just recently when someone from here asked if i could help with graphics for his dragster. here is my first go at it: not perfect, but you get the idea.
  12. have you ever used photoshop before? i dont know what kind of quality hes looking for, but it would be much less time consuming to just hire someone to do it. there are a lot of considerations when it comes to creating a professional logo for a business, inclusing what the logo will be used for, ie. web, print etc. you may be able to pull it off if hes just using it for web purposes, but if he needs it for print, you need to make sure your working in a high resolution, in CMYK color mode, not RGB web colors, and be sure to make the document bigger than youll ever need it printed, because photoshop cant create vector images, so if you enlarge the final product to print, it will distort and lose image quality severely.
  13. please, dont say the H-word. i just got a strong urge to hang myself.
  14. smoking is bad for your health. we all get it. that doesnt make you any less of an asshole though. u can tug the heart strings all you want with this "BUT WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREEEEEEN??!!" bullshit, but considering the rates of obesity among children are threatening to lower the life expectancy of the next generation, im much more worried about that problem. same goes for healthcare costs, obesity is more of a strain.
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