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Brooke

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  1. YES!!!! bahahahahahahaha omg thats priceless! hahahahaha
  2. BAHAHA o god. all i can think of is that pic you had, where you were licking that girl and ande was in the background with the most priceless look on his face.... hahahaha o man the thoughts, indeed.
  3. hahahaha they are threatened by you because you are SO FUCKING HOT!!! its the price you pay, baby. id be threatened by you, if i wasnt so distracted by my intense lust for you. would ande get mad if i take you out back behind said woodshed?? hehehe
  4. hehehe who are you, how old are you and are you married, or do you have a psychotic grilfriend who is gonna hunt me down because of your comments to me?? lol just wanna prepare myself.
  5. :ahem: for some reason that made me blush. glad you like my chicken legs. the two members aaare... Lee (mr. creator) and reas11. though i dont think either are too impressed by my ass. poor lee will tell you how unimpressive my ass is when its climbing into your bed, waking you up at 5am asking you to make a mcdonalds run....and reas.....well he'll just tell you im crazy.
  6. JEN!! WTF i didnt know it was your birthday baby!! youre my favorite hottie girl, happy birthday!!!! how can i make your bday better?? anything baby, anything. and JAMES, i had no idea it was your bday! two of my favorites, i cant believe it, happy birthday doll!!
  7. yea age may have something to do with it. or maybe my small group of female friends are all a bunch of prudes. i know all my guy friends girlfriends are a bunch of prissy prudes, so i cant really go by what they do, or in this case, refuse to do.
  8. so all your buddies have no problem getting head from their wives/girlfriends? seems to be a common joke, the whole not getting head thing.
  9. umm theres two members of this site who have seen me in my underwear in person.
  10. BAHAHAHAHAHAHA why is it that guys want to eat pussy like its goin out of style, but most chicks hate giving head??? i never understood that. ...uhh sorry i guess thats kinda off topic sort of. but i really have always found that odd. i asked one of my female friends why she refused to give her, now husband, head, and she was all "eww they pee from there" ....WTF i was like, "umm uhhh... " im pretty sure thats not the widespread reason, so im still curious. i need to get the other girls on this site to chime in.... DUNE GIRL, SHEE DEVIL....your thoughts? this thread could get interesting
  11. you just gotta know where to look http://www.bansheehq.com/forums/index.php?...&cmd=si&img=927
  12. i dont really "chill" much anymore, but id have to say my favorite "chillin" music is always the doors and violent femmes.
  13. ok ok now thats just insane. called insecurity. thats where all the crazy comes from. this bansheebillybob has it made, really. shes so insecure she'll do anything to keep him around. all he has to do is pretend he saw some sort of a female and *bam* this chick will drop to her knees to keep him from even thinking about leaving. he knows exactly what hes doing. enjoy it while it lasts man, youll push her one too many times and suddenly youll wake up to her slicing off your cock so she can keep it in her pocket or something. its better to have a chick do anything to please you cause she thinks you deserve it, than cause she needs you to validate her existance and keep a roof over her head. ive dated some weirdos, they always seem normal at first...or maybe im just a really bad judge of character. anyone ever read that old list of the worst things ive heard from boyfriends on the old stupidgirl site? http://www.justastupidgirl.com/8904 those arent made up, unfortunately. and even more unfortunate, i could make a whole new list of worse things ive heard and experienced from more casual dating instances. there are some real crazy people out there.
  14. omfg bahahahahahahahaa damn. i think ill get my niece a drum set for her birthday in january.
  15. i think the real jerry was just a big superman fan. you know there is a superman reference in every seinfeld episode? some are listed here http://www.seinology.com/lists/list-superman.shtml
  16. haha or as the post card that my mom got me said " its not that im mean, youre just a pussy." anyways, no banshee04le, that went right over my head. but then again ive gotten all of about three hours sleep in two days, so dont mind me. and uhh..seinfeld loved superman, remember?
  17. BROOKE!! brookes rule. and none of us are very nice, are we brooke? comes with the name.
  18. be nice. god doesnt like it when youre mean to me. o wait, quotes, right... "be nice to the brooke, even if she is not nice to you" -anonymous
  19. i KNEW it!!!!! yea anyways, hey banshee04le, is there ANY topic ANYONE could bring up that you wouldnt somehow bring god into? just curious. *err uhh edited due to freudiant slip ** err uhh edited again due to, uhh nevermind. someone just got me all frazzled, dont ask.
  20. do me a favor and like, take good notes of the crazy would ya? id be curious to hear about that.
  21. HA! got any psychotic girlfriends i should know about first?
  22. i saw them live back in the day when raves were still slightly underground. they came in place of run dmc. they nearly got booed out of there. even though i had been looking forward to run dmc, i was all excited to have a decent replacement, but all they did was bitch on the mic about the sucky sound system.
  23. i think ive been too polite for this to be moved. you have to admit, ive taken it easy on her i must be mellowing in my old age
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