Brooke

thats pretty funny but loco told me it doesnt taste sweet on the tip of your tongue either.

SCOTT!!!

hehe you can call me a pretty bitch. blue deuce calls me a hot little slut. i like the abuse. heres another joke for you Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern Republican? Question: How do you tell the difference between Democrats, Republicans and Southern Republicans? The answer can be found by posing the following question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges. You are carrying a Glock .40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Democrat's Answer: Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or Oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Republican's Answer: BANG! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Southern Republican's Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click....(sounds of reloading). BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips?

only LOSERS drink and drive. and bashing cops when YOURE in the wrong is SO cool to do....when youre like 14....grow up

no no that was me. shocking, i know. its grossly easy to get on my good side. only takes one of three things; 1. say something anti democrat or pro republican 2. make me laugh 3. tell me im pretty you nailed two out of three. women really arent that complicated. about as complicated as you men are.

Brad....im impressed. suddenly im feeling very fond of you.

i heard he started up a site of his own...

happy birthday kevie. sorry im late on it, 60mph winds knocked my power out. hows it feel to be so old? heard from aarp yet?

hahahahahahaha i made u a picture

i think my blind deaf 94 yearl old neighbor lady could sense their gayness.

maddox is old school man. i used to follow him religiously back in the day. this thread is awesome. stan draw another picture!!

HAHA i totally missed your post hes been in glamis for like four days now i think. hes supposed to get me a vid of him doing a wheelie in his jeep.

hehe

im annoyed by and hate lots of men, you gotta do better than that sweetheart.

this is true. .....but what exactly is it that youve done for me?

yea right, your ex find you again?? odean, i had no idea there were such motives behind myspace lol

doink!!! congrats on the baby, nice to see you around again!

SERIOUSLY dude. as my sister always says "dont date guys who are prettier or shorter than you" i alwawys thought she was just being vain or picky, but now i see what she means!! well, on the prettier part anyways.

omfg i almost fell over watching the 'how to be a guido clubber' video on that site

omg i got to page 6 that has got to be a fucking joke. if i ever saw a guy like that walking around i would kick his ass.

or they coulda written it in frosting on a yummy cupcake!!!

getting married?! another one bites the dust post pics of the baby asap man!!!

god dammit. i knew my shitty attitude would come back to bite me in the ass

just being kept alive for organ harvest. hes dead.

yea the kid died http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060114/ap_on_...chool_evacuated swat did what needed to be done. scary situation. they keep saying the kid was suicidal too, which leads me to think getting shot by swat was exactly the result he was hoping for.