Brooke

:ahem: whew! scuse me, i think i need a cold shower now. NYUK, i dont believe you for a minute. i think you got married cause you were sick of beating all the women off you. cant be easy being such a wanted man. panties throw at you as you drive by, women screaming 'be my baby daddy!"

im single by choice!! after my last breakup i'd had enough of relationships for a while. been nice. real nice. leaves you free to wreak havoc on society and stuff. oh, and you know, i do love pantera. Mmmmm

since youre such a nice guy im gonna share the magical breakup cure-all equation: bathtub optional. xoxoxo

thats so mean and unfair nyuk.... .....coulda been for a dude with more money.

breakups suck. but sometimes being single is the best thing for you. ive been single for....uhh...forever now, my last breakup was tough. and being single was just what i needed. dont jump into anything new and serious too quickly. xoxo

thats right bitches. work it like the rent is due.

o yea that makes him so cool and ethical. what a pimp. he cant even afford a storage unit. badass!!

getting wasted includes getting drunk. so what do you do all day? im serious. i go insane when work is slow, let alone if i didnt have a job at all. does your girl work? how will you pay electric dsl and water? and food. and gas. etc

i have a question; what do people who dont have jobs do all day? do your friends not have jobs either and you all just hang out all the time getting wasted and kicking midgets?

o sorry my bad, all those pics you posted of your green rooms made me assume you were growing mary jane. silly me boy is my face red!

new plan: stop being a drug dealer and GET A FUCKING JOB then rent a storage unit. problem solved.

no sir

rent a storage unit. problem solved.

yea what he said. i find my own entertainment here. when in doubt, call loco a ***** or poke at the bible thumpers.

im writing that down.

wigger-rigged this thread rules. ever crash a bike..... on WEEEEED maaan???

priceless

thanks for the warning scares me.

what woman WOULDNT like that??!! buncha big manly men beating the piss out of each other...Mmmmmmm

amen to that! reminds me of some classmates i had in college. some social workers and various other counselor types were in a class i was taking called 'chemical dependancy counseling for special populations' ...they were all getting certification to be drug counselors, buncha 40-something hippies. the woman behind me made some comment about how nothing that grows from the earth should be a controlled substance. i turned around and said "what about opium you fucktard??" to which she snapped back "i used to harvest poppies in my back yard" ....glad to know such upstanding, fine minds are who all the fuckin heroin addicts around here go to for help.

i cant do his twin, he has the same name as my daddy id feel weird screaming that name

Mmmmmmm Matt Hughes. he can tear me apart anyday.

hey, i guess i saw this a little late, how is your daughter-in-law?? i hate to hear things like this. my thoughts and prayers are with you and your family. the HQ is a great big extended family, so you just let us all know what we can do for you and your family.

i heard that carla was a real funny bitch. hahahahaha

haha o sorry sorry. but as a sidenote, ive heard what you eat can effect the taste of your load. tell wesw to stay away from the green vegetables, you should find him much more pleasant to the taste.