Brooke

im jen's bitch, sorry.

chill honey, youre not my type. no offense.

no, i didnt mean the first ever. i meant first, before you pulled mine off.

youre so wrong....i eat M&Ms and cheetos.

as long as i dont look the part, i dont have a problem being the one to pull her panties off first fabulous idea

seriously. you arent fooling anyone. and you should go back to HS, not for pussy, which youve probably never gotten, but for your diploma, which you desperately need. just a little forewarning.... chicks dont dig high school dropouts. well, most dont anyways.

i love you rocketboy

youre just mad cause i made your little red haired friend cry tell him i said hi while hes crying on your shoulder.

yea wtf. isnt it much more interesting this way?? or did you all want to sit and discuss how the pwetty little girl learned how to make a shee go vroom vroom??

Hmmm do you even warrant a response? perhaps just a big FUCK YOU. im about as threatened by kay as i am by you. (no offence kay) i think kay and faster are both young and naieve. which is fine. but the quicker kay learns she doesnt need to try so hard, the quicker she can become her own person. my first two posts i really was just being facetious. rolling my eyes and chuckling at how corny the two of them are. i wasnt looking to start a big fight, but i certainly wont back away from one when someone is obviously trying to start one. now however, this has turned into a fantastic thread full of great wisdom, mostly from blue

hehehee im in desperate need of a vacation myself. 2.5 inches hehehe stan you kill me

oh, and i think jen knows why im so nice to her cutie husband. im hoping he'll let me steal his wife for a night or so.

hes 100% right. and the faster you realize it, the better off you'll be. not that guys are evil, and girls arent either. but people choose to surround themselves with people for reasons. guys want girls around who they either want to fuck, or who they think will fuck them. sometimes, even if they know you wont fuck them, they will stay your friend just because you make them look good or feel good, for whatever reason. they might enjoy your company, and think your cool, but thats not what its all about. ever. girls want guys around who they get something from. if a girl wants to sleep with you, she will right from the start. no friend bullshit. otherwise, you have something she wants or needs. be it money, emotional comfort, attention, a feeling of security, you can fix her car, whatever. i have some really good guy friends. im not saying you cant have great friendships with guys, but dont fool yourself into thinking its not somewhat about sex. thats how you get your heart broken, or wind up breaking someone elses heart.

i fucking love this thread. blue, i dont even dare comment.

yea, can you say superheating? careful!!!!

no freakin way. congrats

yaaaaaaaaaaay!! i love you jen!!

hahahahahahaha o man. faster got sold out like an eight year old girl in tijuana

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha o god dammit HAhAHAHAHa there ya go, youre gettin the hang of it now. i almost choked on my saltine

HEY FASTER..... TOLD YA SO!!!!!!!

damn. sorry for your loss. i lost my little brother after an extended illness too. it hurts knowing others have to feel that same pain. im so sorry.

scientology is a fucking genius scam. its like so grandiose and out there, i have no idea how anyone can believe it, but its fucking perfect for the self-important rich fucks who dont have near enough shit to do. all the money it takes to be a part of their group, fuck, that alone doesnt pass the straight face test, but again, makes it perfect for the elitists who are constantly looking for shit that makes them better than everyone else. that along with their intimidation tactics, perfect money making, power gaining loon cocktail.

you are the lamest most random dipshit ever. you and kay are perfect for each other. its cute and tragic at the same time.....cause your banshee got more action from her than you ever will. unless i attack your masculinity enough here to make her feel bad for you, then you may get a pity lay. but ten bucks says shed make you promise not to tell anyone, and at some point during the encounter the words 'hurry up' will be muttered. and why the fuck did you ask if im asian?

HAHAHAHA you are so right

whats it to ya????????????