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Brooke

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  1. the tape deck in my car flashes "head" constantly cause it needs to be cleaned, i guess. i never wanna clean it. head head head head head head head head
  2. whenever movies are brought up, i always suggest the movie Secretary. a fine romance movie
  3. Hrmmm yea whatever happened to that crazy SOB???
  4. hahaha it certainly is and laying down, even, nice big ones. i love it. considering when im standing up mine look like im laying down god dammit MEAT!! nice sig!!!!! hahahahahahahaha
  5. omg BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hey, thanks for the big knockers aaaahahahahahhahahaaaaaaaaa
  6. HAHAHA o god yes. im envisioning one from my point of view, feet in stirrups and the little geeky docs head poking up with a big grin and a thumbs up
  7. hot damn thats one fine bitch!!!!!!
  8. ill be the big 26 on august 3rd. ......
  9. haha opps. wheres your mind mister? probably same place mine usually is. YES!!!!!!!!!!!
  10. WTF CLINT!!?? not again!! come back cowgiiiirl!!!!!!!!!! i wasnt hosting it, he lost it before and i complained....cause i love his cowgirl almost as much as i love clint
  11. what threads got deleted? i hate that too.
  12. Hrmm yes, suddenly im the resident whore. i'll be needing a new wardrobe, i suppose.
  13. when i was younger, we had a jack russell terrior....smartest and meanest dog ive evern been around. the UPS man maced it once.
  14. i donno about the rest, but the drink is called the flaming stan.
  15. he just called me from death. he said you have a drink named after you in hell. creatine, vodka, and a splash of cranberry juice to make it pink. apparantly i have three streets named after me and they sell 'be like brooke' kits. flying off the shelves. they are bullet proof briefcases that contain aleve, black eyeliner, worn out band tshirts and jim beam.
  16. HELLO so did i, hence the joy in seeing they all suck even worse now.
  17. o great. John McCain just called me. lefty is headed to mexico in a pine box as we speak. apparantly your burn was too much for him and he drowned himself in a sink full of refried beans. the senator is pissed, he said last thing he needs is a dead mexican on his hands. will the republican party never get a fuckin break?!!!
  18. oh yea all fun and games til you bring home a C on your report card and *PUNT* next thing you know youre waking up on the back lawn gripping a yellow bandanna.
  19. thats pretty cool. my dad is hulk hogan. hes easy to find. just listen for the yelling and bone crushing, BROTHA!!
  20. i avoided myspace til i realized i could check out all the people i went to high school with. can only see their pics if you have an account. so far its been well worth it....fat, strung out, ugly, fat, fat, fat, ugly kids, dumb and fatter.....etc good stuff.
  21. hey, they dont HAVE to set it to private.
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