Me..... I need to borrow some money to buy a swim step for my boat.
Bank..... You're buying another boat?
Me..... No just a swim step
Bank..... Your asking for 50% of what you paid for the boat.
Me..... I know, but this will pick my fat drunk ass up out of the water.
Bank..... Ok, your check will be ready to pick up in an hour but you could buy a boat for what this costs.
Me..... I know, but it won't pick my fat drunk ass up out of the water!!!
Bank..... see your fat drunk ass in an hour.
Fuck that shit! I'll kick them clevers a few times and crawl my fat drunk ass up on the tie bar before I drop that kinda coin on a facking swim step.