I'm no translator, but I did take 2 terms of French in HS, I'll give it my best guess.
Hello, welcome to BHQ. Calude is a kid toucher, watch out for him...
I don't have a clue on the second sentence.
What facking country do you live in? E85 will work. Make sure your fuel system is up to snuff with extra flow, jet accordingly, make sure to use compatible oil.