a short skinny guy walks into a lesbian bar, orders a beer and sits down next to a 250 pound blonde with chains dangling all over her body. After his 3rd beer he turns to the blonde and barks (loud at enough for the all in the bar to hear) at her: "do you want to hear a blonde joke?" she looks at him and replies: " well, i used to be in jail after i killed a man for making a blonde comment. Our bouncer (also blonde) weighs in at 220 pounds and has a blacb belt in karate, the bar lady weighs almost 300 pounds and used to wrestle for her state, and lastly in the corner there a 4 more blondes who just arrived from boxing practise, all weighing in at 200 pounds or more. Are you sure you still want to tell the joke?" He looks at her for a moment and then says: " well, if i have to tell the joke 7 times , i might as well fuckin leave it !!"