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  1. i belive it could. a 800 sled can put out 170 hp and that is with minor mods. i belive that this could
  2. i am only buying a used one. also the i do believe the z 400 has better suspension it is also is lighter and has reverse
  3. does this sum it up What's the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Maybe someday we'll find Bigfoot.
  4. A guy took his girlfriend to the movies. During the pre-views, she asked him if he would go and buy her some M & Ms. When he returned with her candy, she opened the bag, picked out all the brown ones and threw them away. "What did you do that for?" he asked her. "I'm allergic to chocolate!" she replied. ................................................................................................... What's the difference between a blonde and a 747? Not everyone's been in a 747 ................................................................................................... Why can't a blonde dial 911? She can't find the eleven. ................................................................................................... A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early. "Hey, girls," says the brunette, "let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know." So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having sex with the female boss! She quietly sneaks out of the house and returns at her normal time. "That was fun," says the brunette. "We should do it again sometime." "No way," says the blonde. "I almost got caught." ................................................................................................... One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle. She was really stumped and very frustrated, so she decided to ask her husband for help. ''It's supposed to be a tiger!'' Sally cried. ''Honey," said Dan, "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box!'' ................................................................................................... Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left." So they went home ................................................................................................... A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!" The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!" Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, when he spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he saw a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She took aim, killed the creature, and with a great deal of effort hauled it on to the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watched in amazement. Just then the blonde flipped the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Damn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!" "No way," says the blonde. "I almost got caught." ................................................................................................... i will put more up tommorow
  5. from what i read in dirt wheels the z400 is lighter, faster, and has better suspention then the 400ex. and it has reverse. it is also liquid cooled but i havent really seen any and most people havent ridden one so i am just wondering on you opinions. thank you oh guerues of atv wisdom
  6. ya keep them coming they are better than mine
  7. you are taking it to serious. it is a blonde joke. they are dumb (ps. if you are wondering why my jokes are worded crappy it is probably because I am also a blond)
  8. come on at least do the last one. i would if i had a banshee already and if i didnt care about wrecking it
  9. she is a discrace because she is trying to row in no water
  10. well sorry i couldnt think of how to word it. it is more of a verbile joke
  11. ok there is no water in the ditch. the blonde was trying to row. the other blonde says she is a discrace and if she could swim she would kick her ass. THERE IS NO WATER IN THE DITCH
  12. a blonde was driving down the road. she looks over and sees another blonde in a dry empty ditch in a row boat just trying to row. so the blonde slams on her brakes and gets out of the trucks and says "you are a discrace to blondes and if i could swim i would come out there and kick you ass.
  13. a blonde was driving down the highway when she seen a cop car with its sirens on behind her with its sirens on so she pulled over. the cop also pulled over and got out of her car. she took off her hat and straitened her long blonde hair. she went up to the blondes car and asked her for her license and registration. so the blonde started digging through her purse and stopped and asked what a license looked like. the cop told her it was a little flat thing with her picture on it. so she started digging through her purse again and pulled out a pocket mirror. she said is this it. the cop looks and says sorry mam i didnt realize you were a cop go ahead
  14. i am looking used. and also i live in canada and the 450 is about 1299 more canadian
  15. ya i can get an 02 for 3000 canadian less then a new one brand new
  16. well i have decent room on the trails and dont mind going fast. i most likely wont have the money for a 450 as i am on a fairly tight budget but i might consider that. i do mostly trails but i will do some dragging but not really compedetive. i will also do some mx style racing and a bit of jumping. i also want one that is decently easy for maintenence
  17. i am wondering what would make a better machine for the woods out of a 400ex, a banshee or a blaster. i want one that also has plenty of speed and acceleration as i would do some grass drags and mx racing. i know you guys and girls are partial to banshees but please give me a good answer. i like the banshee the most but i want something that would hold up on trails all day but i can still kick some ass in racing. thank you in advance
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