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Fuck all that. You armor all your seat? Are you high?
I use a pressure washer. It has a soap spraying tip. Spray it down, wash with the lightest tip. I'm not focusing any spray anywhere.
I'll put rubber gloves over the carb bells and wash the filters seperate. I have fmf exhaust plugs.
Stand the bike up. Pressure wash. Takes all of 3 minutes.
Blow off with a leaf blower.
WD-40 on pipes. Done.