biffdenman

go to www.hollywooddirtproductions.com, hit the info page and click the forums, cool bunch of guys there will help you with anything you need with a blaster, those guys are the best when it comes to blaster, you might even get someone to maybe fax you what you need

how would you know what straight guys look at?

at least you've fessed up to being fat and ugly, how bout the wankin homo part, since your too hideous to get a real girl, instead of the inflatable kind, your probably used to getting mud on the old turtle huh?

Exactly. That's why a golf ball is covered in dimples. It creates a boundry layer of air which allows it to cause less friction which in turn allows it to travel faster. dimples like your fat azz, huh she-gurg?

nah, she'd see you and slap the living shit outta your fat ass, she'd probably start beatin you over the head with the broom trying to knock some of that ugly off your face, hey fat ass, I got some friends that live your way, maybe we'll see you around, gotta love that front license plate

wow she-gurg you sure are a fat phocker for only being 18, what did you eat, a small child?

gurg's to fat to ride that, the shocks would blow as fast as he does, i'll bet if you put a corkscrew on the seat, he would like the rifled effect up his bung. oh yeah fat gurg, your about as sexy as jack black, fat a$$

Well since half of your post didn't make any sense I'm just gonna smile and nod of course it didn't make sense to a dumbass inbreed like you, zit face

you so smart your a celebrity now on the forums, you big hunk of homosexual masculenity Big truck=small willy With pervs like you around, hand lotion and tissues will never have to lay people off from work, ha, ha lay, does your inflateable sheep need a patch? Are mommy and daddy brother and sister? I knew I saw you on an episode of Jerry Springer

don't those lips look like they have been wrapped around something other than a Mcdonalds milkshake straw? you may see him as one of the witnesse's at the Michael Jackson trial, could even be a frequent bed wetter at the neverland mansion I'll bet he even still wears a pull-up Mommy probably still cleans she-gurs bottom with a wipey after he poo, poo's

I'll bet shee-gurg's boyfriend has a real big d**k

no your not slow, this kid is just a dic head know it all, and look how stupid he really looks

goofy looking, that is funny, he looks constipated Looks like he doesn't miss many meals either

you guys are just plain azz holes, go "F" yourselfs, your obviously jealous and don't want to admit it, I guess you have seen hollywoods shop haven't you? you sure know alot about them gurgman, you some kind of homosexual or what? you guys give message boards a bad name with your constant negativity, dic heads

I talked to one of the guys that works for hollywood dirt yesterday, and if you think your hurting their business by bashing them, well guess what, your not. They have doubled business since last year and have 5 current builds going on for nationals and are currently doing flat track blasters, not to mention they have done over 150 port jobs to date and just signed the papers for a new shop being built, seems like all the shee-gurg bashing is just making Hollywood dirts customer base stronger, maybe you should keep it up, I'm sure your going to help them finish the year with some great sales figures, you guys don't know much about marketing skills do you, a good business man can turn negative comments into sales figures, I know I was very satisifed with the work they did for me, I also found out that Mark doesn't even work the message boards any longer becasue he has no time, he has people sign on and do it for him, I think some of you are just jealous to see a guy succeed at a growing business and would like to see it fail because you don't understand some of his designs and just want to show YOUR maturity by talking down towards them, some day when you grow up and have to make a living on your own you'll see how ignorant you really were