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I have 2 possibly 3 sets... Ones off the 99 With the tors on top still, and another set w/ the tors removed w/ the idle screws already installed. Let me know soon since I will be gone from tuesday the 3rd to the 14th of march
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Important Roostfest Information Here
banshee370 replied to banshee370's topic in Riding and Events Forum
Leave NOW so they cant catch you I'm glad to hear you can make it... Saves me having to ship this grab bar to ya! hehe Roost ya.... Errr I mean see ya soon! -
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her, so she immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)what he had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sweets sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself. BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it." "CASE DISMISSED!!"
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The Nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one Sunday morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven which part of your body goes first?" Suzie raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands. "Why do you think it's your hands, Suzie?" Suzie replied, "... Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first!" "What a wonderful answer!" the Nun said. Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your legs". The Nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. "Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?" Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night, Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, 'O God, I'm coming!' If Dad hadn't had her pinned down, we'd have lost her." The Nun fainted ...
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A woman takes a lover home during the day, while her husband is at work. Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she puts the lover in the closet with the little boy. The little boy says, "Dark in here." The man says, "Yes it is." Boy- "I have a baseball." Man- "That's nice." Boy- "Want to buy it?" Man- "No, thanks." Boy- "My dad's outside." Man- "OK, how much?" Boy- "$250." In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together. Boy- "Dark in here." Man- "Yes, it is." Boy- "I have a baseball glove." The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?" Boy- "$750." Man- "Fine." A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball back and forth." The boy says, "I can't. I sold them." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" The son says "$1,000." The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess." They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door. The boy says, "Dark in here." The priest says, "Don't start that shit again."
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You dont need a banshee to be here.... (it helps but ya dont) Your always welcome and yes you were missed.... Glad to see your back.... So when you buying another banshee? hehehehe
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Important Roostfest Information Here
banshee370 replied to banshee370's topic in Riding and Events Forum
Justin: There will be a small white trailer w/ a roostfest and a K&K banner hanging off the side of it. If you follow the directions listed on my site you should be able to find us fairly easy. I will be there in the truck/motorhome posted at my site on thursday. So just keep an eye out for it. Lefty: Its too bad you cant make it. Hopefully things will work out and you can get away for at least a day! Matt: You have to be kidding! How do they expect you to drop all plans? Especially since your planning on leaving in 4-5 days. The worth thing is what would they do if you did decide to go? Take care of your job first... -
I have a left upper off of a 99 in mint shape. 50.00 + shipping. Im leaving on vaca next wednesday so if you need this let me know
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If the deal w/ Evil doesnt pan out let me know.. I have a pair of mint carbs off of a 99.
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Parting Out Entire 99 Banshee
banshee370 replied to banshee370's topic in For Sale - Parts & Accessories
inkcushion: Check your email.. a photo has been sent. The front bumper on my shee is a PRM baja... Its an older design but the only diff in their newer ones is the upper loop who: whole bike has been parted out... only parts are left bigboybanshee; check your pm in a few -
Most of you dont know this and I totally spaced this morning... I was so pissed at myself after I left and I had realized that I forgot to post this! Please scroll down to read the news! HAPPY BIRTHDAY STAN! Yes Stan had a birthday today and I thought it was important that EVERYONE knew about it! Thank you very much and you can go about your business now
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Important Roostfest Information Here
banshee370 replied to banshee370's topic in Riding and Events Forum
Lefty: I'm sorry to hear that you wont be making it. Good luck and Im sure everyone will have plenty of pics, beer, and sand in memory of you. -
Parting Out Entire 99 Banshee
banshee370 replied to banshee370's topic in For Sale - Parts & Accessories
bigboy: The nerfs are still available... Only problem is I leave for vaca next wednesday morning. I can ship them when I get back (I return on the 13th) If you can wait I will hold them for you. I also have a petcock if you need one and can wait. inkcushion; I will email you the pic tonight -
12 Days, 5 Hours, 6 Minutes, And 51 Seconds Left
banshee370 replied to banshee370's topic in Sand Forum
Did I forget to mention 7 days, 15 hours, 8 minutes, and 39 seconds left until ROOSTFEST 2004 Dumont Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! I think Im going to go insane! -
I have 3 spare stock heads... 2 have a few dent marks from a bad rod bearing and one is perfect... Buy one and get the other 2 for free
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If you paypal'd him then just bounce it from his acct.... You have protection by going through paypal..... You will have your 50.00 back and it will be yanked right from his acct. HE then has to fight w/ YOU to either get the $ back or ship the items. Check w/ paypal's site... I know its there somewhere
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Parting Out Entire 99 Banshee
banshee370 replied to banshee370's topic in For Sale - Parts & Accessories
sorry for the late reply bansheeboy but the right a-arms are already sold. I only have the left side. inkcusion: Yes I still have the rear caliper. Its in near perfect shape, but may need pads. I can get a pic of it tonight. make an offer -
Interesting... thanks for the info everyone... Time to make another few calls tomorrow
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I JUST got off the phone w/ Progressive. 1 year policy w/ 10,000 coverage on my banshee is 397.00 100.00 deductable on collision and 250.00 deductable on comprehensive. It also comes with bodily harm of 20/40k that is a state law here.(if I remember right)
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fixitrod: I doubt I would be riding my shee if I did.... I doubt I would get anything done either dare to dream
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12 Days, 5 Hours, 6 Minutes, And 51 Seconds Left
banshee370 replied to banshee370's topic in Sand Forum
/me adds Wallrat and evil to the top of the list (the "to be roosted" list) Payback is a bitch -
Who Builds The Best +8 Swingarm?
banshee370 replied to bansheeman95's topic in General Banshee Discussion
They just swapped out swingarms... Problem is one I had sent out for Show chrome and THEN found out it was AFU... They sent me a replacement that was RE-Chromed w/ the chrome pealing already (just so you know, you cant chrome a dirty-used swingarm) My suggestion is to deal w/ Dave ONLY... Steve will just lie his ass off to you.. -
Who Builds The Best +8 Swingarm?
banshee370 replied to bansheeman95's topic in General Banshee Discussion
carefull with the MP swingarms... They tend to weld the shock mount to high and you end up having to cut 1/2 the dogbone off just to get the bolt in place. Personally I'd go elsewhere until Dave seperates himself from Steve... and gets his swingarms straightened out... Took 2 times to get my +6 right and the same w/ my +4. The +6 used to hit the shock spring and the +4 the shock mount is located wrong... Go w/ Stan (cotten eyed joe aka DuneDevil Inc) or Quicksand... -
Otis: I know one couple is bringing their baby.... (year old or so) Another couple is bringing their son but he is a little older (under 14) Everyone is welcome! ps; by chance are you bringing the girl in your avitar?
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Jim: I have a set of cases that the chain busted the top and bottom.. the bottom was welded but does not leak. Around the cyls are perfect make an offer