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I got a set of 20x11x10 razrs last feb. , and I there still over 85% tread left. I ride asphalt, dirt, gravel, mud, other quads
. I also got a -2 swingarm in may.... after that I could run 18 lawn mower tires and it would hook.Mike
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ha ha ha laugh it up fuckers
Mike
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You'll be cleaning your case for weeks after you shatter the pistons from running it lean.
Mike
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It's bad to ride without jetting to start with then... much less pinning it around a mx track. The 270's might be ok for warmer weather (depending on your elevation) assuming you don't have any intake mods. I'm at 800ft., with pro-design intake, reeds and fatty's. I run 310's.
Mike
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hahaha, he wouldn't know what to do in a strip club...
Mike
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This is mainly for ledofthezep..... or anyone else that has them. WHERE DO YOU FIND THOSE GOT DAMD SMILIES!?!?!
.Mike
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Air Leak?
Mike
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This may sounds crazy but make sure you're gas tank vent line diddn't get pinched off.
Mike
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Happy birthday man, drink till you cant stand up anymore......and then drink sitting down
Mike
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YYYYAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
Mike
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I bet if I dipped off into my silencer right now my finger would be covered too....
Let's see.... Check the packing oooooooorrr Tear into the engine..... pretty much a no brainer
.Mike
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Sounds like it could be wadded up, old and nasty packing.
Mike
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If at 1st you don't succeed,...f*ck IT!
Actually, I don't remember ours to be honest with ya; but I do know that my senior year, homecoming song was "All of my Love" & we even had some Zeppelin at our graduation...doesn't get no better than that!
But then again, I graduated with a whopp'n class of 16 too...whole graduation ceremony was only like 45 minutes. 
My class had 80 in it and our ceromony lasted 4.5 fuckin hours
...I was like alright, WHERES THE BEER!?!?!?Mike
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I guess my school wasn't cool enough to have a quote but anyway:
"Bang chicks.... use rubbers"
"f*ck off" ( I guess locogato's classmen were my classmen's older brothers)
"dueces"
"i'd hit it"
Ya, I know they suck but f*ck off I tried
.Mike
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Never under estimate the power of stupid people in large quntities
.Mike
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Well I got it started today after finding a huge air leak at my boost bottle. It seems the UPP intakes don't seal very well to the boost bottle with the stock clamps. So I got some hose clamps and problem solved, the motor lost less than half a pound of pressure in 6 minutes during the leakdown test. It was also flooded from all of the kicking yesterday, so I dried everything out and it now starts 1st kick. Now the right cylinder is not firing at low rpms and kicks in at the high rpms, where it also backfires and misses. The left cylinder is running perfect. Both carbs are jetted identical with the airscrews 1.5 turns out, they are also synched. I am going to check the pilot jet and replace the reeds tommorow, hopefully that does the trick!!!
Thanks,
Derek
I went through 2 sets of plugs withing 2 hours of my rebuild b/c all the extra oil that I used while assembling it, plugs are cheap... always check the plugs before you go replacing shit. I learned that the hard way.
Mike
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700cc's, 500+lbs, high seat heigth, clumsy steering + newbie wife who's just want's to ride = accident waiting to happen. Those things are EXTREMELY burly.... and about the comment on it being almost as fast as a 'shee...... not even close.
Mike
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Q. Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men?
A. It changes their blood type.
Q. What do Lifesavers do that a man can't?
A. Come in eight flavors.
Q. What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common?
A. The older they get the easier they are to pick up.
Q. How can you tell a Sumo wrestler from a feminist?
A. A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
Q. What's six inches long that women love?
A. Folding money.
Q. What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
A. Erotic is using a feather....kinky is using the whole chicken.
Q. What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A. One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with.... the other is used to carry groceries.
Q. What is the new gay website address?
A. c : enter ### (see colon enter pound pound pound).
Q. What is the new O.J. website address?
A. slash slash backslash escape.
Q. What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?
A. Speed bumps.
Q. What's got four legs and one arm?
A. A Rottweiler.
Q. How can you tell if your girlfriend's frigid?
A. When you open her legs the lights go on.
Q. When does a cub become a boy scout?
A. When he eats his first Brownie.
Q. How does a Scotsman find a sheep in tall grass?
A. Very satisfying.
Q. Did you hear about the 150 lb. man who had 75 lb. testicles?
A. He was half nuts!!!
Q. What do you call a blonde grabbing at air?
A. Collecting her thoughts.
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask your mom.
Q: How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A: Wiped his ass.
Q: How can you tell if you're at a bulimic bachelor party?
A: The cake jumps out of the girl.
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
A: Full.
Q: What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
A: Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
Q: How is a woman like a condom?
A: Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
Q: What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?
A: By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have
left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
Q: How are tornadoes and marriage alike?
A: They both begin with a lot of sucking and blowing, and in the end you
lose your house.
Q: Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
A: Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.
Q: What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?
A: Spitting, swallowing and gargling.
Q: What do you call two skunks that are 69ing?
A: Odor eaters
Q: Why do men name their penis?
A: They like to be on a first name basis with the one making most of
their decisions.
Q: What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
A: Snowballs.
Q: Why do women have vaginas?
A: So men will talk to them.
Q: Why do only 30% of men get into Heaven?
A: If it were more, it would be Hell.
Q: What is the new gay website address?
A: c : enter # # #
Q: Why do men like big tits and tight pussy?
A: Because they've got big mouths and little dicks.
Q: What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?
A: About three inches.
Q: Why don't women have any brains?
A: Because they don't have penises to keep them in.
Q: What two things in the air can make a women pregnant?
A: Her feet!
Q: What is the difference between a geneologist and a gynecologist?
A: A geneologist looks up your family tree and a gynecologist looks up your bush.
Q: Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
A: Because she gets a frog in her throat at 69.
Q: Why did the bald man cut holes in his pockets?
A: So he could run his fingers through his hair.
Q: Whats the difference between a microwave and a woman.
A: A microwave doesn't scream when you put a piece of meat in it.
Q: What do elephants use for tampons?
A: Sheep.
Q: Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A: A different bar.
Q: Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?
A: They named him Sum Ting Wong.
Q: What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A: A speech impediment.
Q: What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half mast?
A: They're hiring.
Q: Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
A: Because they're not going to work in the future, either.
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?
A: He walks around saying, "Yo".
Q: What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?
A: A pimp.
Q: Why do drivers' education classes in redneck schools use the car
only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
A: Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
Q: What's the difference between a Southern zoo and a Northern zoo?
A: A Southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.
Q: How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say f*ck?
A: Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
Q: What's the Cuban national anthem?
A: "Row, Row, Row Your Boat"
Q: What's the difference between a Northern fairytale and a Southern fairytale?
A: A Northern fairytale begins, "Once upon a time..." A Southern fairytale begins, "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."
Q: What is the quickest way to clear out a men's restroom?
A: Say, "Nice dick."
Q: How do you know you're leading a sad life?
A: When a nymphomaniac tells you, "Let's just be friends."
Q: What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus and a yeast infection?
A: An itchy, twitchy twat.
Q: Are birth control pills deductible?
A: Only if they don't work.
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
A: If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think we're nuts.
Q: Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?
A: Because they have cotton balls.
Q: What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster?
A: A cock that stays up all night.
Q: Why is being in the military like a blow-job?
A. The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
Q: What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate?
A: Miracle Whip.
Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
A: A bingo machine.
Mike
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Listiing to a future teller (or voting for kerry for that matter) is about as good as pissin in the wind or shittin in one hand and wishing in the other to see which one fills up the fastest...... Pretty dumb idea to start with and you ending feeling like a used piece of shit paper in the end.
Mike
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71%..... I'm a man whore
.Mike
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Dynomite, ar-15, crew of workers you picked up from the curb armed with machetes, box spring, chain saw or redneck buddies on big ut's run through there a couple times
.Mike
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Quicksand, jannsen, and roll design($$$$$). Are about all I would go with If I was buying new. I wouldn't piss on ASR arms if they were on fire.
Mike
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I know that duece runs a 17t....... but he also has a 370 stroker w/ a 12 point port job
.Edit: Ya, WTF is up with the 8-pack!?!?
Mike
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If you're looking to be confortable then the ds650, v-force or even the 400ex or warrior. Along with that you'll have to cope with being slow and your quad going BBBRRRAAAAAP
.Mike
Happy Birthday STCLARK04
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"IIII got this burnin sensation when I pee......"
Mike